Undermountain Kobolds
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Headshots of the Undermountain Kobolds by Moira | |
| Creator | B |
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| Species | Kobold |
| Gender | Male and Female |
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| Location | Undermountain |
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| Level | 5 |
| Health | 230 |
"Yeah!" he chirps. His attitude and 肌肉度 are awfully upbeat, considering he’s trying to mug you. "Anything you got that’s made of 金属 . Our queen likes shiny things. Well, so do we, but it’s not for us."
The 山腹深域 狗头人 are a group of Kobolds who travel the Undermountain , searching for 金属 to give to the Kobold Queen . While other 狗头人 mine in the caves for 金属 , these enterprising individuals have taken the approach of robbing travellers, taking the 金属 by force if need be. They endeavour to do the same thing to you, though if you have Lyric in your 物品栏 they'll help show the 狗头人 another way to solicit 金属 from outsiders.
Appearance
They don’t let their fumbled attempt at a sneak attack go to waste, though, and are both back on their 足部 , facing you with a steely determination – which, you’re sure, would be significantly more threatening if they each weren’t maybe three-foot-six. They’re each equipped with two knives, one in each hand – not that they’d need them, with how sharp their claws are.
Their clothing hangs off their bodies in tatters, their shirts barely clinging to their 肩部 and their pants held up by a line of chain. Although they both appear fairly healthy, so it may not be a symbol of their status – even for a cold-blooded creature, it’s hot as could be in the 山腹深域 , and dressing lightly would be the safer decision than loading up on clothing.
One of the 狗头人 appears male, judging from his musculature, and thanks to the shabby state of his pants, you can see his junk, but you can’t gauge what he’s packing from both your distance and his flaccid state. His scales are orange; his eyes are red; and he has a number of smaller nubs and spikes all around his jawline and eyes.
The other 狗头人 is plainly female, based on her pert, C-cup 乳房 , each of them capped with a 暗影 blue 乳头 . Her body is covered in blue spikes; she has blue eyes, complimenting her scales well; and although she lacks the spikes surrounding her face as her colleague, she instead has a pair of thick, curved horns that arch above her skull.
Interactions
First Encounter
You pause as you're travelling through the 山腹深域 , stopping just short of a bend in the cave and narrowly thwarting a sneak attack from a couple of 狗头人 . Undeterred, they demand 金属 from you. Two more 狗头人 approach from behind, surrounding you. If you have Lyric with you, they intervene here, see Meeting Lyric for more details. Otherwise, combat is joined.
If you're victorious, the 狗头人 are terrified that you're going to kill or eat them. You reassure the little bandits that you're not going to do that, but you can choose from the Sex menu if you choose. If you're defeated, the 狗头人 rummage through your possessions and seize some of your 电铬币 . As recompense, they 'offer' to have sex with you.
Subsequent Encounters
Subsequent encounters with the 山腹深域 狗头人 largely the same, with the 狗头人 commenting on how last time went. After you've defeated the 狗头人 at least three times, or met them with Lyric in your group, you get an invite to meet the Kobold Queen after you're finished with her subjects.
Meeting Lyric
"Yes, of course!" one of the female 狗头人 answers with a 轻型 -hearted chirp. "What else would we be doing with all our free time? Asking for it from strangers is still much easier, and way more rewarding, than digging for it, especially now."
"Which, um," the second male interjects, "brings us to why we’re here." You suddenly feel a hand at your 腰部 , tugging not for your 电铬币 pouch, but for the waistband of your [pc.lowerGarments]. "We don’t suppose you’re in need of some servicing, are you, [pc.name]?"
If you have Lyric in your 物品栏 during a 狗头人 encounter, your sentient projectile will make their 气场 known before combat starts. Lyric catches up with the other 狗头人 , confirming that yes, they are the green 狗头人 who was exiled for eating from the Kobold Queen 's hoard. Insisting that banditry is wrong, Lyric suggests a morally righteous way of bartering money from outsiders like you — good, honest, sex work. Gullible surfacers who don't realise how tasty 金属 is will often exchange it for 性欲 favours. The 狗头人 are very excited to learn this, and immediately start proposing 性欲 acts than can perform for a very reasonable price. See Sex for more details.
- Accept: Pay the 狗头人 200 EC in exchange for an orgy of your choosing. (requires 200 EC)
- Decline
From then on, encounters with the 狗头人 will be non-hostile, as the 狗头人 turn away from violence and instead have sex with travellers for 金属 . If Lyric is with you, they will agree to 200 EC for an orgy, although if Lyric's back in Hawkethorne their price is 400 EC. Even if you Decline, the 狗头人 will not press matters.
Combat
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Sex
Victory sex and non-hostile sex use the same menu. If the 狗头人 are non-hostile and you have Lyric with you, sex costs 200 EC. If the 狗头人 are non-hostile but you do not have Lyric with you, sex costs 400 EC.
- Fuck Them: If they’re going to offer their services like that so wantonly, it’d only be right to take advantage of it as long and hard as you can! You can choose which 狗头人 will be involved. (Lyric is involved if present)
- Get Serviced: Those mouths of theirs could be put to better use, surely. You can choose which 狗头人 will be involved. (Lyric is involved if present)
- Get Fucked: Sometimes, you just want to get on your back and get into an orgy with four 狗头人 that are less than four 足部 tall each, you know? This will involve all four 狗头人 . (Lyric is involved if present)
- Get DP'd: The 狗头人 are all rather short – you bet you could take both of the males at once. And you have a face for the females to be entertained with in the meantime. This will involve all four 狗头人 . (requires 阴道 , Lyric is involved if present)
If you are defeated, the 狗头人 take 400 EC from you. If you have have a 阴道 , Get DP'd triggers, or otherwise Get Fucked.