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{{Infobox Item
| name = Brute Beet
| itemtype = Transformative
| baseprice = 25
| stacklimit = 9
| usable = Yes
| combatusable = No
}}
Written by [[Author-GothPastel|GothPastel]].

Brute Beet is a consumable transformative item. Each dose you gob down can put you one transformation closer to the ideal [[orcs|orc]].
==Description==
<blockquote>
''A rough, greenish beet with a distinctive musk. Rarely eaten without a good reason. Tales tell of a rivalry between two orc clans. What started as all-out war eventually simmered into something more friendly. The final trials between the two was a series of one-on-one brawls between the Chieftains. It was first to three wins to be declared the true Chieftain. One of them was down two loses with no wins. Reportedly, after his second loss, he went back home to his wife where he was told "If ya ate ya fuckin' veggies like I'z always sayin' yaz should, ya wouldn't be losin'!" As revenge for her being a total bitch, the Chieftain went into the garden and ate an entire bushel of musky beets that were growing. That night, he smelled like rancid meat during sex, but the next morning he won three matches in a row. To this day orc warriors often eat one before going into battle, believing them to grant a burst of strength.
</blockquote>

==Acquisition==
*Purchasable from [[Ivris]] at the [[Alchemist's Shop]]
*Purchasable from [[Pavo]] at the [[Kervus Warcamp]]

==Effects==
This item will be consumed on use. In doing so, one or more of the effects listed below will randomly occur. The item can be [[alchemy|alchemically refined]] with the listed reagents to limit its effects only to that target. Note that some transformative effects fall under the Raw body target as they are not the primary focus of the item. If the Champion has all of the listed features, consuming the item or any of its alchemical mixes will produce no effect.
{|class="wikitable bordered" border="1" cellpadding="2" style="text-align:center"
!|Body Target
!|Condition
!|Change
!|Reagent
|-
|rowspan="11"|Raw
|align="left"|
*If is female
*If cup size > Flat
*If cup size < H<br>or
*If has [[Perks#Buxom|Buxom]] and cup size < J 
|align="left"|
*Raise cup size by 2 or until H<br>or
*Raise cup size by 3 or until J is has [[Perks#Buxom|Buxom]]
|rowspan="11"|N/A
|-
|align="left"|
*If has a cock
*If cock is not a Magicock
*If cock < 10"<br>or
*If has [[Perks#Well Hung|Well Hung]] perk and cock < 13"
|align="left"|
*Raise cock by 2" or until 10"<br>or
*Raise cock by 3" or until 13" if has [[Perks#Well Hung|Well Hung]]
|-
|align="left"|
*If has balls
*If ball size < 4
|align="left"|
*Raise ball size to 4
|-
|align="left"|
*If is female
*If femininity < 75
|align="left"|
*Raise femininity by 10 or until 75
|-
|align="left"|
*If is male
*If femininity is > 0
|align="left"|
*Lower femininity by 10 or until 0
|-
|align="left"|
*If tone < 100
|align="left"|
*Raise tone by 10 or until 100
|-
|align="left"|
*If thickness is < 70
|align="left"|
*Raise thickness by 10 or until 70
|-
|align="left"|
*If is male and height < 84" or 7'<br>or
*If is female and height < 78" or 6'5"
|align="left"|
*Raise height by 3" + (random# 0" to 2") or
**until 84" if male
**until 78" if female
|-
|align="left"|
*If is female
*If butt rating < 15
|align="left"|
*Raise butt rating by 2 or until 15
|-
|align="left"|
*If is female
*If hip rating < 15
|align="left"|
*Raise hip rating by 2 or until 15
|-
|align="left"|
*If has elf-like ears
*If ear length > 3
|align="left"|
*Lower ear length to 3
|-
|rowspan="4"|Face
|align="left"|
*If eye color is not:
**Blue
**Red
**Gold
|align="left"|
*Eye color becomes:
**Blue
**Red
**Gold
|rowspan="4"|Soft Mud
|-
|align="left"|
*If face is not orc-like
|align="left"|
*Face becomes orc-like
|-
|align="left"|
*If eyes are not human-like
|align="left"|
*Eyes become human-like
|-
|align="left"|
*If does not have tusks
|align="left"|
*Grow tusks
|-
|rowspan="4"|Head
|align="left"|
*If ears are not elf-like
|align="left"|
*Ears become elf-like
*Ears are also Tapered
*Set ear length to 1"
|rowspan="4"|Laurel Sprig
|-
|align="left"|
*If has hair
*If hair color is not:
**Red
**Black
**Brown
|align="left"|
*Hair color becomes:
**Red
**Black
**Brown
|-
|align="left"|
*If hair is not normal
|align="left"|
*Hair becomes normal
|-
|align="left"|
*If has antennae
|align="left"|
*Antennae is removed
|-
|rowspan="2"|Limbs
|align="left"|
*If arms are not human-like
|align="left"|
*Arms become human-like
|rowspan="2"|Yew Branch
|-
|align="left"|
*If legs are not human-like
|align="left"|
*Legs become human-like
|-
|Tail
|align="left"|
*If has tail/s
|align="left"|
*A tail is removed
|Tall Reed
|-
|rowspan="3"|Body
|align="left"|
*If has wings
|align="left"|
*Wings are removed
|rowspan="3"|Mandrake Root
|-
|align="left"|
*If skin color is not:
**Dark green
**Light green
**Dark red
**Gray
|align="left"|
*Skin color becomes:
**Dark green
**Light green
**Dark red
**Gray
|-
|align="left"|
*If skin is not human-like
|align="left"|
*Skin becomes human-like
|-
|Cock
|align="left"|
*If has a cock
*If cock is not a Magicock
*If cock is not human-like
|align="left"|
*Cock becomes human-like
|Turgid Mushroom
|-
|Milk
|align="left"|
*If is lactating<br>or
*If cup size > Flat
*If milk is not regular
|align="left"|
*Milk becomes regular
|Sweet Cream
|-
|Breasts
|align="left"|
*If nipple color is not black
|align="left"|
*Nipple color becomes black
|Wild Melon
|-
|rowspan="2"|Pussy
|align="left"|
*If has a vagina
*If vagina color is not black
|align="left"|
*Vagina color becomes black
|rowspan="2"|Lush Orchid
|-
|align="left"|
*If has a vagina
*If vagina is not human-like
|align="left"|
*Vagina becomes human-like
|-
|rowspan="2"|Cum
|align="left"|
*If has a cock
*If cum is not regular
|align="left"|
*Cum becomes regular
|rowspan="2"|Musky Sap
|-
|align="left"|
*If has a vagina
*If cum is not girlcum
|align="left"|
*Cum becomes girlcum
|}

==Trivia==
For a brief moment in between patches, a bug with brute beet would cause players to grow immensely tall after consuming the item, to the tune of ninety feet or more. This spawned several "jolly green giant" jokes which persist in the community to this day.

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